/* MS Windows 2000 */
#include "win31.h"
#include "win95.h"
#include "win98.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"
#include "NSA.h"

#define INSTALL = HARD
char make_prog_look_big[1600000];

void main()
{
  while (!CRASHED)
  {

    display_copyright_message();
    display_bill_rules_message();
    do_nothing_loop();

    if (first_time_installation)
    {
      make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
      do_nothing_loop();
      totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
      search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
      hang_system();
    }

    write_something(anything);
    display_copyright_message();
    do_nothing_loop();
    do_some_stuff() ;

    if (still_not_crashed)
    {
      display_copyright_message();
      do_nothing_loop();
      basically_run_windows_3.1();
      do_nothing_loop();
      do_nothing_loop();
    }

  }

  if (detect_cache())
    disable_cache();

  if (fast_cpu())
  {
    set_wait_states(lots);
    set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
    set_mouse(action, jumpy);
    set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
  }

  /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
  /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
  /* printf("Welcome to Windows 98"); */

  printf("Welcome to Windows 2000");

  if (system_ok())
    crash(to_dos_prompt);
  else
    system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp" O_CREATE);

  while (something)
  {
    sleep(5);
    get_user_input();
    sleep(50);
    act_on_user_input();
    sleep(9);
  }

  create_general_protection_fault();

  if (data = crypt)
    send_data_to(NSA, Microsoft)
  else
    send_to(someone)

  if (unsaved_date_size_is > 50000Kb)
    Run(crash now!)
  else
    type('Come on, type some more!!!')

}