Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?  

 Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?Why did the Computer Chicken Cross the Road?

  • Assembler Chicken: First, it builds the road .…..

  • C Chicken: It crosses the road without looking both ways.

  • C++ Chicken: The chicken wouldn't have to cross the road, you'd simply refer to him on the other side.

  • COBOL Chicken: 0001-CHICKEN-CROSSING.Why did the Computer Chicken Cross the Road?

  • Cray Chicken: Crosses faster than any other chicken, but if you don't dip it in liquid nitrogen first, it arrives on the other side frazzled.

  • Delphi Chicken: The chicken is dragged across the road and dropped on the other side.Why did the Computer Chicken Cross the Road?

  • Gopher Chicken: Tried to run but got beaten by the Web chicken.

  • Intel Pentium Chicken: The chicken crossed 4.9999978 times.

  • Iomega Chicken: The chicken should have “backed up” before crossing.

  • Java Chicken: If your road needs to be crossed by a chicken, then the server will download one to the other side. (Of course, those are chicklets.)

  • Linux Chicken: Don't you *dare* try to cross the road the same way we do!

  • Mac Chicken: No reasonable chicken owner would want a chicken to cross the road, so there's no way to tell it how to cross the road.

  • Newton Chicken: Can't cluck, can't fly, and can't lay eggs, but you can carry it across the road in your pocket.

  • OOP Chicken: It doesn't need to cross the road, it just sends a message.

  • OS/2 Chicken: It crossed the road in style years ago, but it was so quiet that nobody noticed.

  • Quantum Logic Chicken: The chicken is distributed probabilistically on all sides of the road until you observe it on the side of your choice.

  • VB Chicken: USHighways! <TheRoad.cross> (aChicken)

  • Microsoft's Chicken: It's already on both sides of the road. What’s more its just bought the road.

  • Windows 95 Chicken: You see different coloured feathers while it crosses, but when you cook it still tastes like........ chicken.

  • XP Chicken Jumps out onto the road, turns right, and just keeps on running.

  • The Longhorn Chicken had an identity crisis and is now calling itself Vista.

  • The Vista Chicken dazzled itself with its own graphics.

  • The Vesta Chicken was eaten by my old friend 'Mad Mick'