Hvem er General Failure, og hvorfor læser han min harddisk?

Hvor mange microsoft-programmører skal der til for at skrifte en pære?

Ingen. Bill Gates har erklæret, at totalt mørke er en ny standard!

 "The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything." - E.J. Phelps

Gælder det mon også for programmering...

 A bus station is where a bus stops

A train station is where a train stops

On my desk I have a workstation ...

As a programmer drowns. He shouts out: "F1! F1!! F1!!!"

Havde det ikke været for C, havde vi kodet i BASI, PASAL og OBOL.

Signs that you've had TOO MUCH Computing:

You try to enter your password on the microwave.

Old programmers never die.

They just terminate and stay resident.

"There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in their home."

Ken Olsen. Head of the Digital Equipment Company i 1977.

"Your most unhappy customers are your greatest source of learning." Bill Gates

Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password?

Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.

Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was?

Customer: Five stars.

 Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears.